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"What will it take to show you its not the life it seems?"
~My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Most people don't even realize the good things in life until they are gone.
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Frank: "Has Goldfinger ever seen any mooses?"
Mikey: "That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
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Me:Justin::Gerard:Coffee
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"I sound like a Malaysian impersonating an Indonesian impersonating a Malaysian."
PaдиTA راديطا
I'm Weird Al Yankovic in dA's Celebrities Crew!
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"Sometimes i overestimate how much ketchup i need, i love it though" - ryan ross♥
[PATD hosting Rage]▼
Brendon:[says in angry voice] Were panic at the disco and youre watching Rage
Jon:[comes out of nowhere] And they dont give a fartknocker
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Рунб ыщ нщг куфв кгыышт ещщ,
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"I sound like a Malaysian impersonating an Indonesian impersonating a Malaysian."
PaдиTA راديطا
I'm Weird Al Yankovic in dA's Celebrities Crew!
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"Hey, ya know? Life's like a barrel of wood shavings. Except when the shavings are in a pail... then it's.. like a pail of wood shavings."
-SpongeBob Squarepants :iconspongebobplz:
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"I sound like a Malaysian impersonating an Indonesian impersonating a Malaysian."
PaдиTA راديطا
I'm Weird Al Yankovic in dA's Celebrities Crew!
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