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3OH!3 is win.
This is win.
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The truth is a terrible thing, don't you think?
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"I sound like a Malaysian impersonating an Indonesian impersonating a Malaysian."
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I'm Weird Al Yankovic in dA's Celebrities Crew!
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"I think everyone made someone's life hell in high school"
- Michelle
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
I agree
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"If you have the means, I highly recommend it." -Ferris Bueller
~UzumakiSonic619 is my onii-chan! YAAAY!!!
My Jersey Shore nickname? Jessie Sopressata!
Have you seen their music video for their song 'Don't Trust Me'?
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I'm such a dork, I support CARTOON COUPLES
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"I sound like a Malaysian impersonating an Indonesian impersonating a Malaysian."
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I'm Weird Al Yankovic in dA's Celebrities Crew!
If you have Comcast cable, you can watch it on Demand until October 4th.
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I'm such a dork, I support CARTOON COUPLES
No we dont have Comcast... we only have Astro over here, which sadly I DONT have in my apartment.
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"I sound like a Malaysian impersonating an Indonesian impersonating a Malaysian."
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I'm Weird Al Yankovic in dA's Celebrities Crew!
But I gotta say, that music video is the best ever!
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I'm such a dork, I support CARTOON COUPLES
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"I sound like a Malaysian impersonating an Indonesian impersonating a Malaysian."
PaдиTA راديطا
I'm Weird Al Yankovic in dA's Celebrities Crew!
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